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Detective
12-23-2005, 09:40 PM
A Husband Was Asked: "do you talk to your wife after sex?" He
replied: "depends, if i can find a phone"

Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems where
others look for pleasure!!!

Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure i'm the first man you
are sleeping with?"
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the USA?
Because people started licking the wrong side.

a syrian to a girl: I want to marry you.
girl: But I'm a year older than you
syrian: OK, i'll marry you next year!

Cheer up guys!:D

Sonar
12-24-2005, 01:35 PM
quote:Originally posted by Detective


Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the USA?
Because people started licking the wrong side.



HaHaHaHa!!!!!! Now that's a good one!!! Any idea where I can find some of those stamps?

A man's mind, streched by a new idea, will never re-gain it's original dimension.

Detective
12-24-2005, 06:43 PM
I donno where you can find them but I can tell ya If I found them I am not gonna give them to you... I would just do the same as the joke says :D.... what do u think Sonar?

lonelyboy
12-24-2005, 10:53 PM
Well, they made the printing color poisonous....
And I'd rather lick the back of her...

Detective
12-25-2005, 02:28 AM
back of her what? please clarify lonelyboy!

lonelyboy
12-25-2005, 07:26 AM
Didn't you read the similar joke here some time ago.
Who is the oldest woman in the world whose back even young men lick so eagerly ?
She is Queen Elizabeth (her stamp)...

Detective
12-25-2005, 09:40 AM
Got ya

Sonar
12-25-2005, 04:42 PM
quote:Originally posted by Detective

I donno where you can find them but I can tell ya If I found them I am not gonna give them to you... I would just do the same as the joke says :D.... what do u think Sonar?
HaHa since you gave me the idea Detective, this is what I did.
Yesterday afternoon after reading about the stamps, I made an urgent call to the North Pole and was able to speak to Santa Clause himself.
I told him about the stamps that you had mentioned and asked if it were possible for him to drop some at my house sometime during the night.
Santa started laughing and told me that I must be crazy. He said that for sure he had heard of the stamps. And in fact he even had some but he was keeping them all for himself.
My Christmass has been ruined.

A man's mind, streched by a new idea, will never re-gain it's original dimension.