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    A Husband Was Asked: "do you talk to your wife after sex?" He
    replied: "depends, if i can find a phone"

    Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems where
    others look for pleasure!!!

    Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure i'm the first man you
    are sleeping with?"
    "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"

    Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the USA?
    Because people started licking the wrong side.

    a syrian to a girl: I want to marry you.
    girl: But I'm a year older than you
    syrian: OK, i'll marry you next year!

    Cheer up guys!



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    quote:Originally posted by Detective


    Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the USA?
    Because people started licking the wrong side.


    HaHaHaHa!!!!!! Now that's a good one!!! Any idea where I can find some of those stamps?

    A man's mind, streched by a new idea, will never re-gain it's original dimension.

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    I donno where you can find them but I can tell ya If I found them I am not gonna give them to you... I would just do the same as the joke says .... what do u think Sonar?

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    Well, they made the printing color poisonous....
    And I'd rather lick the back of her...

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    back of her what? please clarify lonelyboy!

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    Didn't you read the similar joke here some time ago.
    Who is the oldest woman in the world whose back even young men lick so eagerly ?
    She is Queen Elizabeth (her stamp)...


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    Got ya

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    quote:Originally posted by Detective

    I donno where you can find them but I can tell ya If I found them I am not gonna give them to you... I would just do the same as the joke says .... what do u think Sonar?
    HaHa since you gave me the idea Detective, this is what I did.
    Yesterday afternoon after reading about the stamps, I made an urgent call to the North Pole and was able to speak to Santa Clause himself.
    I told him about the stamps that you had mentioned and asked if it were possible for him to drop some at my house sometime during the night.
    Santa started laughing and told me that I must be crazy. He said that for sure he had heard of the stamps. And in fact he even had some but he was keeping them all for himself.
    My Christmass has been ruined.

    A man's mind, streched by a new idea, will never re-gain it's original dimension.

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