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    Greetings and salutations to all those who still bother to take a peak at the pages of this ever dying forum.

    Since my return from my self-imposed exile from the forums, swede and I have returned to our twisted discussions of the world around us and often much more... At least swede and I like to believe there's some mystical deeper meaning to the crap we spew! But, it has come to my eye that we have failed to provide you all with some of the more stylized writings that so many of you have come to expect. So, without further a do, I present another long awaited installment of "My Three Olgas"!!!

    Lately, Frau Ava Hindenberg as been quite busy with trying to correct the numerous flaws in the security systems here at Stately Smoks Manor, and hasn't been able to spend as much time with the Olgas as is truly needed on a daily basis. I myself have been so busy fighting the rampant criminal element in these parts that I also have somewhat neglected the Olgas. It's a mistake that I won't soon repeat!

    I guess it all began last Saturday, when I found my man servant, Alfred, incapacitated with an ear to ear grin on his face, on the lawn near the north entrance of Stately Smoks Manor. All he could say was n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n, then finally he blurted out NERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, the Olgas had used their secret weapon on my faithful Alfred... They flashed their bare breasts at him, complete with the most spectacular NERTS any man has ever seen! Thus leaving my poor Alfred a drooling, babbling heap of horny manhood on the lawn and making their escape to an unguided, unrestricted and unsupervised rampage on the outside world!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I quickly dispatched heavily armed security personnel to every swimming pool and shopping mall in a 50 mile radius of Stately Smoks Manor. I think that's around 80 kilometers for you metric types? But, the Olgas were nowhere to be found! At this point, I had no alternative but to call Lloyds of London and bump up my personal liability insurance! Then I had a couple dozen beers and went to bed, leaving the crime fighting for another night.

    Nearly four days had passed, with no sign of the Olgas. I contacted my fellow super heroes world wide and asked them to help me in my search. Knowing the mass chaos and destruction my normally docile Olgas have the potential to cause borders just this side of "planet killer" asteroid impact, my compatriots were quick to lend a hand.

    On day five of the massive world wide search, one my slightly lesser fears was realized when my arch nemisis, The Toker, who's villan powers are to smoke large amounts of cannibus and blow the smoke in people's faces giving them the munchies and making them lazy, learned of the situation. He called me on my cell phone, and to my surprise, offered his assistance in the search for my wayward Olgas! Apparently, he feared that the Olgas running loose would cause so much havoc as to overshadow his masterful, criminal doings. He IS a tad bit egocentric afterall.

    I accepted his offer and we went to a Metallica concert with our friends Jack Daniel and Maryjane. I won't go into detail regarding the two twenty-something year old girls we picked up and took to a seedy motel, but... you get the picture...[:0][]

    When I returned to Stately Smoks Manor via the super secret Smoks Cave entrance of course, I was shocked to find that my Olgas, and their spectacular NERTS, had returned of their own accord!!! They scurried to me with their fun bouncy jigglies and each gave me a big hug and a kiss a if everything was okay and scurried off to the swimming pool...

    Frau Ava Hindenberg called me to the Olgas' room. There, we found several suitcases filled with money, brochures of some Las Vegas casinos, blue prints and my "Ocean's Eleven" DVD. I think I can figure out WHAT they did... but HOW??? I should spank them for being so naughty, but they seem to enjoy that too much.

    Next up, "Olgas' Twelve"?[8D]

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    Smoks, it's high time to break out the bridles, riding crops, and a couple of a**plugs with horse tails attached. Call it the "Olgas' Rodeo." Stream it in Real time on a pay-per-view basis, and Confidential Connections will be begging you to associate. Don King might even come out of retirement to promote. Love it! Let me know if you want a link to my latest tale of debauchery called "FSU MOB"... Prometheus.

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    Considering that I once read someone seriously postulating, that Donald Duck was a source of esoteric knowledge, it wouldn't be unreasonable to say, that PeopleS and I are producing wisdom. And to be real wisdom, it must be next to incomprehensible.

    Take the following example: "The totality of Olgas are greater than the sum of their separate parts". ('Psychobabbling may even get some new-age proselytes by using such language, because it being very liberal also reluctantly accepts even new-agers).

    Inspired by Prometheus' recent post ...... Honestly PeopleS, I think, that you're taking a far too narrow outlook on both the inherent possibilities of Olgas and on your civic duties.

    Like any true american, you're centering a lot on mammary glands, but the possibilities are numerous, if you stop looking at only the separate parts, and see what Olgas could do for business, politics and philosophy.

    In business you could favor those dating-agencies, which have a decent business ehtics (if such exist), by letting the Olgas be models in their banners. Or letting said agencies be quality-certified as 'Olga approved'.

    Or politically: You know, that I in my usual gloomy way have complained bitterly and incessantly about the collaps of swedish democracy. A few Olgas placed strategically here and there amongst our leading Big Brothers would do wonders. As we have formerly delved deeply into the problems of alpha-male behaviour etc, I won't take up the subject again, but only say, that our local situation may be libido related, and I'm quite sure that the presence of Olgas here could inspire a more flower-power oriented attitude. 'A dead (tired) politician is a good politician'.

    But the real impact of Olgas on the future of this planet would be existential philosophy. No-one being around Olgas more than 5 minutes, would not starting asking themselves questions like: "What is reality?", "what is free will?", "what is sin?", "how dangerous is anarchy?" and "how do I get out of this alive, especially if my wife finds out?".

    This way rejuvenating the age-old and important questions of human existence, which too long have been suppressed by mad priests and their lackeys.


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    "The source of all man's misery lies in his inability to sit in a room with an Olga for one hour in silence." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Hey guys! You're right that there are endless possibilities for the use of Olgas. But I see them like splitting the atom... When properly applied with great care, you get something good, but such power could also be used to destroy the world and I just don't want to take that sort of risk.
    quote: Smoks, it's high time to break out the bridles, riding crops, and a couple of a**plugs with horse tails attached. Call it the "Olgas' Rodeo."
    Prometheus, my three Olgas and I usually do this every other Saturday afternoon, although I don't televise it! But, I'll take the pay-per-view thing under consideration.
    quote:Like any true american, you're centering a lot on mammary glands, but the possibilities are numerous, if you stop looking at only the separate parts, and see what Olgas could do for business, politics and philosophy.
    swede, the issue of the Olgas' perfectly developed, non-surgically enhanced, no need to wear a push-up bra but they do anyway, happy fun bags complete with the most spectacular NERTS, hard enough to cut diamonds, any man has ever seen being a focal point is that they are quite up front and noticable upon first seeing the Olgas. You CAN'T, NOT notice them!!!!

    But, reality is that my three Olgas are a conglomeration of oh so many stereotypes of FSUWs. Where does the reality lie? Or have I inadvertantly come close to hitting the mark?






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    Hi PeopleS, I was just going to send a new post, but I can see, that you beat me to it and even anticipated some of my standard reactions. But I'll send it anyway, as your assurances of world-peace sound a bit shallow.

    If Olgas have participated in the creation of Nietzsche'an philosophy, I think that the whole Olga-phenomenon needs to be reconsidered.

    Either these specific Olgas are much older, than PeopleS has been led to believe, or there's a whole tribe of them lurking on the periphery of human society. May Kuan Yin look upon us with mercy then. Elenas and Tanyas a man can survive, if he has an understanding bank and a good shrink, but not this.

    Though PeopleS is turning a blind eye to the obvious discipline problems in his little, ahem...family, pretending it to be some variety of permissive philosophy, I do not believe that the rest of us deserves a Fortean rain of Olgas (rains of frogs are no problem though). Three Olgas is about enough for one planet.

    PeopleS, are you really, really sure, you have a complete grip on the situation?

    The whole thing may even fall in the category of conspiracy-theory, Olgas could be aliens trying to mess with us.

    But sigh...., I know, that I will not be allowed to follow the conspiracy-line very long, PeopleS usually has opinions on that. But when you wake up one morning and find it offical policy, that every home should have an Olga, I can ofcourse only say: "What did I tell you".

    Cit PeopleS:

    "swede, the issue of the Olgas' perfectly developed, non-surgically enhanced, no need to wear a push-up bra but they do anyway, happy fun bags complete with the most spectacular NERTS, hard enough to cut diamonds, any man has ever seen being a focal point is that they are quite up front and noticable upon first seeing the Olgas. You CAN'T, NOT notice them!!!!"

    Sorry I mentioned it. OFCOURSE you don't have the american fixation with mammary glands, your comment shows that.

    Cit:

    "But, reality is that my three Olgas are a conglomeration of oh so many stereotypes of FSUWs. Where does the reality lie? Or have I inadvertantly come close to hitting the mark?"

    If you only look at the negative part of FSUW, my experience says, that you're pretty close. But then the perfect woman could be constructed from only looking at their good sides alone.

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    I don't have three Olga's at the moment Smoks, but I do have Diana, Oksana, and Kristina. . . and NERTS which can lead to PERTP. Why did God give the slavs D cup breasts on A cup frames? Now there's a topic which could lead to endless psychobabbling.

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    Hey guys!
    quote:Why did God give the slavs D cup breasts on A cup frames?
    Prometheus has a point... all puns aside... I've talked about this general topic before, regarding the size and quality of the FSUW forward bumpers. They often seem to be somewhat disproportioned to the basic frame of the girls in general. I think it's this, as much as anything that leads many WMs to become so infatuated with their physical "charms".

    During my time in the FSU/MOB "game", I've more than casually noticed the abundance of FSUWs with an abundance in this part of their anatomy. Genetics and geographics tend to have an affect on the way in which the people of a particular region of our world develop, both mentally and physically to some, if not a great extent. But, what is it about the slavic regions that has brought about this seeming increase is the size of FSUW knockers?

    Could it be that there is some super secret government agency left over from the "old days" that employs talented surgeons, who leave no scars, to enhance these women in certain areas?[:0] If this is the case, I think the US government should make a consorted effort to bring them here just as we did with German scientists during WWII!!!!

    WMs are generally attracted to a potential mate, or in some cases a sex partner, by physical appearance. I would assume that this holds true, to some extent, world wide. A woman's jugs are simply the first thing we see in a head on confrontation, and thus receive a disportionate amount of attention. However, to extend the stereotypes to other cultures within the US, many blacks and hispanics seem to have an attraction for larger, well rounded postereiors! Just an observation, and no offense intended!
    quote:PeopleS, are you really, really sure, you have a complete grip on the situation?
    It's a good point, but maybe the question is do WMs in general have a grip on what they are getting themselves in for when searching to the FSU for a possible future wife? Again, I question the reality vs the propaganda that is being spewed by agecies and websites as to what an FSUW really is? I personally don't see them as these docile women who will remain content with cooking, cleaning and providing never ending sexual favors on a daily basis to some guy just because he got her a green card.
    quote:Either these specific Olgas are much older, than PeopleS has been led to believe, or there's a whole tribe of them lurking on the periphery of human society.
    I see it as quite the opposite. It seems to me that with all of the changes in the FSU, Ukraine in particular, regarding the higher education of FSUWs, that it's the younger FSUWs that have much greater expectations in a WM than their slightly older counterparts. It's times like this that I miss elenag and her input as to what actually goes on in the minds of FSUWs who are looking to the west.

    As for my perception of my Olgas, I strongly feel that trying to place dictatorial restraints on them is the kiss of death to whatever relationship has been forged. I see them like a wolf... soft, cuddly and fun to play with, but with an inborn ability to tear a man limb from limb if he pushes things too far toward total domestication! Or in this case, westernization.

    Okay, aside from the over-abundance of the good old jiggly-wiggly, happy fun bags, with those oh so spectacular NERTS, that nature has blessed these women with, these are still WOMEN! I'm not even taking into consideration all of the scammers and their pics of Sophia Vergara, who has all the qualities of the large breasted FSUW, or the other stolen pics and models! They need to be seen as women and treated as such. Then, we WMs have to take into consideration their culture, otherwise, relationship meltdown will be waiting just around the corner!

    And as I touched on previously, it seems to me that it's the younger, not the older, FSUWs that have so much higher expectations for their perspective mate, so the 40, 50, 60 year old WM who thinks he's going to "score" himself a 20 year old FSU "hottie" for his wild, endless sexual fantasies and house cleaning needs to rethink his plans in my opinion.

    As for me and my three Olgas, my biggest concern right now is hiding my Ocean's 11, 12 and 13 DVDs before they get any more ideas and figuring out which one lifted my wallet and credit cards this morning!

    Maybe a strip search is in order???[][8D]

    Oh yeah, one of my latest FSU/MOB "penpals" has finally dropped her "scam-bomb"!!!!! It would seem, her apartment was robbed. I give her credit, she didn't ask me to replace her TV or other things that were "stolen", but to buy her a new security door for $497 USD.[V]



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    Hey guys! Okay, this has absolutely nothing to do with my three Olgas or FSU/MOB dating in general, but I just have to SCREAM about this one.... I'm currently "on-call" at work. I just got a message on the service from "Mrs." Marx. Hey, a big "F" you to "Mrs." Marx! To me, when a person declares himself as "Mr." or herself as "Mrs.", they are making an attempt to infer some superiority to the sub-serveant they are calling.

    Hey, guess F***ing what "Mrs." Marx, my A/C works just fine! Can "Mrs." superiority say the same? Someone might get to you sometime tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hahahahaha...f***ing... hahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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    quote:Could it be that there is some super secret government agency left over from the "old days" that employs talented surgeons, who leave no scars, to enhance these women in certain areas? If this is the case, I think the US government should make a consorted effort to bring them here just as we did with German scientists during WWII!!!!
    I've always assumed that the long winters and harsh conditions on the steppes in ancient times favored the survival of children whose mother's possessed prodigious mammaries. Thus Darwinian rules favored the development of funbags with NERTS over time. Males are also drawn to large breasted women for much the same reason. Big tits click something near the cerebral cortex that says "survival of my heir" or perhaps just "sweater meat."

    Now I know some people will say breast size has nothing to do with overall milk production. True, but even the experts agree that large breasts have superior milk storage capabilities. So when you are hunkered down under the skins, riding out the third blizzard this week, a few lactating Olgas in your hut might mean the difference between life and death. Speaking of Olgas, it seems there are prodigious breasts in Scandinavian countries as well as harsh winter conditions, although Swede will tell you he's not a tit man.

    My FSU MOB is a large 34C and I can't get enough of her creamy tits, boobs, breasts, jugs, knockers, hooters, titties, melons, cans, boobies, fun bags, chest cleavage, breast headlights, ta-tas, dirty pillows, mammaries, funbags, tatas, bazookas, honkers, baps, breasticles, mounds, chesticles, bosom, balloons, sweater puppies, bazooms, whoppers, torpedoes, mountains, bitties, sex set, twins, sweater meat, RACK!

    Prometheus

    [I had some great ASCII art to post here, but the "Forum Code" collapses all spaces.]



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