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    On the subject of lactating Olgas, if you ever come across a copy of Best American Erotica 1993, read "Milk" by Michael Dorsey. It is set in Moscow in the Soviet era of food shortages. You'll never look at "May I borrow a cup of milk?" the same way again.

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    quote:My FSU MOB is a large 34C and I can't get enough of her creamy tits, boobs, breasts, jugs, knockers, hooters, titties, melons, cans, boobies, fun bags, chest cleavage, breast headlights, ta-tas, dirty pillows, mammaries, funbags, tatas, bazookas, honkers, baps, breasticles, mounds, chesticles, bosom, balloons, sweater puppies, bazooms, whoppers, torpedoes, mountains, bitties, sex set, twins, sweater meat, RACK!
    You forgot tah-rah-rah-boom-tee-yeas and personal floatation gear, not to mention my personal favorite, bouncy-jigglies!

    So, it seems that another person has read similar things as I've browsed through pertaining to geography, etc having an effect on the physical development of the human species just as it does among many of the "lower" animal species.

    Something that is apt to cause debate, if not scorn from the fairer sex is that men and women ARE NOT created equal! A Darwinian type program I saw a while ago outlined the key physical differences as holding their roots in earliest survival of our species. Men generally hold body heat in our extremities, allowing us to hunt and forage in cold weather, where as a woman retains her body heat more in her torso which is key to the survival of a fetus.

    We are NOT the same and it makes sense that a woman who's ancestery originates from such a harsh climate might have large hoopty-dos for the reasons you've mentioned... or just so the guys have something to play with? Either way, it's very apparent that these slavic women are quite blessed in the realm of their vodie-oh-doh-dohs![]

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    Yeah, I'm a little bumbed out at the moment, as my 29 year old Olga is getting ready to spread her wings and fly Prometheus Manor after a bumpy nine years together (one thing about FSU women, it's never boring!) Our lease is up at the end of the year. I'm buying a house, and she's getting an apartment downtown with friends. She was really just an inexperienced kid when I took her under my wing, but now has a degree in finance, a lucrative career, and a burning curiousity about life outside the gates. Her looks get her a lot of attention, and I think she's ready to sample some of these offers (if not doing so already). I think my next Olga is going to be much closer to my own age, but I will definately miss this lovely one.

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    Hey Prometheus! Sorry to hear about your Olga setting sail out of Prometheus Manor. 29 Years old with 34Cs! I know you'll miss them... I mean her...[B)]

    I guess the green card factor is something that hangs over everyone's head who ventures into the murky waters of FSU/MOB?

    It's a very cold thing for me to say, but you'll find another one that looks just like her and will probaly even have the same name, 34Cs on an A Cup frame and everything! Only hopefully it'll last the next time... if you go the FSU/MOB route again.

    Maybe Eustace will toss you one of his UALadys? He has so many![)]



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    Fell over laughing when a buddy from high school called today to say his wife of ten years just left him. I think it's something in the air. Olga's look at their calendars and realize they aren't going to get any good gifts unless they clear out before fall begins (Sept. 22nd this year). This permits the wandering Olga's to find new living arrangements, hook up with a guy, and still have plenty of time to rake in some good party invites and expensive gifts over the holidays. No sense in sitting home licking your wounds during Christmas break.

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    quote: Fell over laughing when a buddy from high school called today to say his wife of ten years just left him.
    YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! Well, "Misery loves company", or so they say!

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    And believe me, WE COMISERATED.

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    Hi Guys,

    I can see, that you've been roaming around in fantasies of the land of milk and honeypots. But as with PeopleS' polite reservation towards my stereotyping of FSUW psychology, I will allow myself the same freedom by doubting a stereotyping of their physiology.

    As I in no way ascribe to the Freud'ian beliefsystem abomination, I can only say, that I probably was properly breastfed when an infant, so since then I've never had much thoughts of associating my 'beeb' with milk or milkproduction.

    And quite contrary to the latest trend on 'Psychobabbling', I can only personally comment, that I haven't observed so much upper story natural endowments as you, but instead rather quite many wellshaped and wellexposed legs in FSU.

    So I believe, that the present subject possibly can be approached from the angle of: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

    In any case, if mammary glands are to be considered a Darwinistic focus point, women having such items reaching down to their hips ought to be epitomes of female beauty.

    But I think, we can agree upon one thing. FSUW are experts in making the best of what nature gave them. Women who elsewhere would be considered plain or even unattractive, are in FSU really feminine and interesting.


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    There once was a girl from Nizes,
    With tits of two different sizes.
    One was so small, there was nothing at all,
    The other so large, it won prizes.


    I like the long legs too Swede, but why not have both? I agree a short, plump Olga is a bit of a turnoff, regardless of how large her meat puppets might be.

    As for tits hanging around the knees, don't knock it till you've tried it. Remember the famous admonitions of American Bejamin Franklin made more than 263 years ago:


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    June 25, 1745

    MY DEAR FRIEND:-

    I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural inclination you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you will find solid Happiness. Your Reason against entering into it at present appears to be not well founded. The Circumstantial Advantages you have in View by Postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that makes the complete Being. Separate she wants his force of Body and Strength of Reason; he her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are most likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors.

    If you get a prudent, healthy wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

    But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking that Commerce with the Sex is inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice that in your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. This you call a Paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

    1. Because they have more Knowledge of the world, and their Minds are better stored with Observations; their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.

    2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Man, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a thousand Services, small and great, and are the most tender and useful of Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an Old Woman who is not a good Woman.

    3. Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much inconvenience.

    4. Because through more Experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation; and regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be inclined to excuse an old Woman, who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his manners by her good Councils, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

    5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and Wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old one from a young one. And as in the Dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal and frequently superior; every Knack being by Practice capable by improvement.

    6. Because the sin is less. The Debauching of a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her Life unhappy.

    7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend making an old Woman happy.

    8. 8th & lastly. They are so grateful!!!

    Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry immediately; being sincerely

    Your Affectionate Friend,

    Benj. Franklin

    Prometheus

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    Hey guys! Yes, swede, FSUWs have nice legs too! And all FSUWs are not abundantly blessed in the busom, however, the ones who are blessed in this area don't have them flopping around their hips!!! They appear to be quite firm and well rounded... oh yea... and with NERTS that could put an eye out!!!!![]SORRY, I couldn't help myself with that last part.[B)]

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