I usually don't really think much about stupid crap like the spam letter I recently got, but today I thought I would post it and see if anyone else has been plagued by this silliness...

Hello my princes. A few days I've been thinking about you. And our relationship.
I weighed all the pros and cons, and about us. Read all your letters to me.
You're very good candid girl who is able to love. You are forced to
My heart pounding! It is very important for me and my children.
My friends have different views on us. You must understand
that a lot of deception in the Internet.
Thinking about all this, I have decided once again to help you. I believe you and your every word. Do not fool me.
I have visited Western union Yesterday afternoon. That is all that you asked me to tell you:
Sender name: Lary M Crouford
Sender address: Vancouver (BC, Canada) Wian St 0167/44
Sum: Usd2990
Mtcn - (as you requested, I attached a copy of documents of western union)

I sincerely ask you to tell me when you get the money because I have the experience. What would you not like it was robbed last time.
Now I will be watching TV to drink the juice.
I wish you a good day.
Your Gary xoxoxox ...

The letter comes with a zip file that for obvious reasons I left zipped and then deleted. From the spelling and grammer, our friend Gary is obviously NOT a speaker of English as a first language. He even mispelled his own name! I also like, "You are forced toMy heart pounding." and "Now I will be watching TV to drink the juice." WHAT??? All I can think is that there is a worm in the zip which I guess you're supposed to open to get the WU MTCN?