Letter(s) to Jorge (Mexico)

Letter 1

I am highly intrested in you i came across your profile while searching for my soulmate... i stopped by to read your profile i must tell you.. you are absolutely cute... it drags me more and i was wondering maybe i can get to know you much better... im kaith an actress. i lost my parent when i was a kid in ghastly motor accident which occured in ohio... i later moved down to US with my grandma and she is the loved one that brought me up she was even close than my parents she is wonderful she never make me feel lost or lonely... ive been cheated and betrayed to times without number thats why ive decided not to go into any relationship for now except for who im really in love with and who ive seen to be a serious man and knows what he wants... i need a man who is gonna be caring, loving, understanding, loyal, honest and always truthful, im really ready to settle down and have a home... im currently running a movie in west africa and im gonna be back in next week... i pr obably hope to hear from you soonest to see where this might lead!
you can get to me through kaithbooker@yahoo.com..

kaith

Letter 2

Thank you for your e-mail, and for the compliments on being "absolutely cute." I think that you're gorgeous, as well, and your profile and picture most definitely piqued my interest.
So, I'm a writer.......Here's something I wrote late one night when I was thinking about what I was looking for in a relationship. Whether you think it's totally cool and stupendous versus being totally weird and freaky could help to determine whether or not this might be a good match. So, here it is, and let's see what you think:
"I'm looking for someone worth missing when I go on a business trip (and someone I can't wait to get back home to!), someone who will want to hold hands with me almost anytime, and someone who loves to kiss. I mean, really.......What better invention has there even been than the kiss?!? Also: I want someone to turn to three months afterwards and say "remember when.......?;" someone to experience, and to create experiences with; and someone who just wants to see what this whole life thing is all about, and wants to do so with me by their side.
More: Someone to push me off the pier into the crystal blue water; someone to talk to all night long, realizing that we need to be asleep but not really giving a damn; someone who has a life without me, but can't wait to be with me again; someone who likes to flirt over too many drinks at dinner; someone who doesn't mind me rambling, on occasion, but whom will tell me to shut up when I need to; someone who feels the need to hold my hand most anywhere because sometimes that is the only appropriate thing to do to feel connected; someone who totally digs summer the best, but can also see the best possible aspects of the other three seasons; someone who drives me crazy, in the best possible way; someone who is my best friend, my lover, and my confidant; someone who understands black and white, and sometimes the gray in between; someone who has the ability to put themselves in others' shoes in order to better understand a particular circumstance; someone who at least *might* think that my bad poetry doesn't suk quite as much as I might otherwise think; someone who is as into me just the way I am as I am into them just the way they are, and someone with whom I can re-invent happiness."
I'd love to know how you feel about what I wrote. It's something I wrote about quite awhile ago, but obviously still haven't yet discovered the answer to the riddle: "Who will I give my heart to?"

Letter 3

HELLO JORGE,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY AND IT NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU NOW AND I AM VERY SAD A LOT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO RIGTH NOW , I AM OUT FROM THE AUDITION AND IT REALLY MAKE ME SAD SO MUCH BECAUSE I DONT REALLY WANT TO HURT YOU WITH MY WOULD RIGTH NOW , THE ADUDITION MANAGER CALL ME AND GIVE ME $500 TO FIND MY WAY BACK HOME AND THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO WITH THEM ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM OUT OF THE AUDITION AND I LOST THE ROLE I AM ACTING.I DONT HAVE ANY CHOICE AGAIN,I AM VERY SUCK RIGTH NOW AND I AM CRYING ..I HAVE TO RUN TO THE EMBASSY TO BUY A TICKET BECAUSE I CAME DOWN TO NIGERIA IN ONE WAY TICKET, I DONT HAVE RETURN TICKET , WELL I HOPE I COULD GET THE PART IN THE AUDITION UNFORTUNATELY I LOST THE PART AND I AM SO SAD AND DEPRESSED RIGTH NOW AND I WENT TO THE EMBASSY FOR HELP , THEY NEED TO DIRECT ME TO AN FLIGTH AGENT CALL SANYA DAVID....SHE TOLD ME , SHE CAN RENDER A HELP BUT I JUST NEED TO GET THE TICKET FIRST BEFOR SHE CAN DO ANYTHING HELP, I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT I CAME TO DO IN THERE COUNTRY, SHE IS TELING ME THAT THE COUNTRY WAS VERY BAD AND EVEN THE NIGERIA IMMIGARATION HAS SUSPENDED BOOKING FLIGTH FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY TO THERE COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THIS FRADULENT AND CORRUPTION IN THERE COUNTRY AND I AM SO SAD AND VERY SKEPTICAL,I FEEL LIKE COMMITING SUICIDE AND I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGTH NOW BECAUSE I GIVE SANAYA DAVID THE $500 THAT THE MANAGER GIVE ME TO START BOOKING THE FLIGTH TICKET,HAS SHE IS BOOKING THE TICKET , I WILL NEED TO GET THE REMAINING BALANCE BUT I TRY ALL MY BEST TO GET THE MONEY BUT NO ONE TRY TO BORROW ME OR LEND ME AND I AM SO SAD AND I JUST TRY TO SEND YOU THIS EMAIL JUST TO KNOW WHAT I AM FACING IN NIGERIA AND I AM VERY SUCK, I WANT YOU TO HELP ME OUT WITH THE REMAINING MONEY ($900) I AM VERY SAD....I NEED YOU RIGTH NOW AND I WILL LIKE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I AM VERY CONFUSE AND I THINK IF YOU CAN NOT RENDER ANYTHING THE BEST FOR ME IS TO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT ONE ON THIS EARTH THAN YOU ,I WAN YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME AND I FEEL LIKE KILLING MY SELF BECAUSE I AM SO GREEEDY AND DAMSEL RIGTH NOW .....I HAVE TEAR'S IN MY EYE DROPING ON THE KEYBORD BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THIS IS THE END OF MY LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE TO GET THE REMAINING MONEY AND I NEED TO DROP MY LETTER RIGTH HERE AND I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST..

KAITH ..