Letter(s) to Johann (Slovenia)

Letter 1

Hi Johann!

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening!!!

I don't know when and where my letter will reach you. Wanted to make your day a little bit brighter. Wanted to be unique for you. Wanted to make my presentation unusual and special. Anyway, I'm Luda. Nice to meet you. How is the best guy in the world doing? Frankly speaking I don't know where to start. Probably you would like to know something about me. Ok. I'm a woman you see. I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing; I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. If you touch my body you will be captivated how smooth and soft it is. Wow! Hope it will happen one day. I mean your touch. Then. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. My hair is very long, beautiful, the color is natural. I'm very proud of it and I will never be tired to repeat that it is natural. In fact I like everything natural because of I like the nature. Walks, skiing, swimming, climbing the rocks, sunsets, sunrises... Hope we'll experience all this one day... I'm a woman, you know - I've got far too much pride! And I honestly think it is a privilege for me; to have these two boobs and squat when I pee. Smile)) I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal. Because of I'm an elegant, well-mannered, graceful, well-bred, delicate, tender, sweet...bla bla bla.. woman. The rest of my qualities you will know when we meet. Of course we will meet. What for we write all this stuff... because of we want to meet. Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true; I'm so glad I'm a woman. Do you want to know this woman? Do you want to be the only one who enjoys her body, who loves her, who grows old with her????? You have a chance. Please use it and write me. I will catch your letter here: masterpiece@ua.fm

Have a nice day. Don't forget to send me a photo.

Always, Luda.

Letter 2

Hello Johann!!!

Thank you very much for your letter and i want to tell you who I'm and what I'm looking for ;;;)))

I'm 30 years old. I'm from Lutugino. It is not a big city in the eastern part of Ukraine. I'm a teacher of arts in the middle school.

I'm very good at cooking and I'm clever with my hands. My hobby is swimming . I go to the small swimming-pool twice a week. Also I like reading,music,drawing. My favorite sports are football,tennis. I enjoy painting

I'm writing here and answering your questions with the hope that you are the man, whom I'm looking for all these years, and with the hope that I can meet you and to stay with you

I want to find a person who'll dare to stole my heart, and made it skip twice. Who'll be the highlight of my life. When I sleep, I want to dream of my cherished man, when I work, we'll work together, when your heart beats, mine beats with yours. We'll be friends I want to think of you, and the biggest smile will comes across my face, I'll feel warm all over Sweetheart, I want to fell if I'll look into your eyes how it makes me feel . I have the same dream we both want.

Hope to hear from you soon

Luda

Letter 3

Hi Johann!

What a wonderful day! Isn't it so???? It is very important for me to express to you how much I'm interested in you. I wish I could do this in person while holding you in my arms and gazing into your eyes. But since we are physically separated by miles, this expression must come in the form of letters such as this. I've been caught. Where do we go? What will be the next step? Maybe it is time to tell you about my occupation, about the way I write you, about the way I spend my days and nights. Well. My days are being spent at the local school . I work there as a teacher.

As for my nights. My nights are being spent in a cold bed where I'm alone only. I hate this state. I want you to warm me there. This is my life. I demand real changes. I'm tired of my loneliness. I'm tired to take care of myself only. I want to share all my accumulated love with... you... Am I dreaming? I cherish any thought of you that rises from the depths of my mind, and live for the day when our physical separation will no longer be.

Until I hear from you, I remain totally yours in thought and spirit. Send me a photo.

Always, Luda

Letter 4

Hi Johann!

How is the best guy in the world doing today? Is sun shining brightly there? Are birds singing there? I want to sing myself every time I receive a note from you. Well. I have lived for a long time responsible for no one, answering to no one and committed to no one except myself. I hate this state. I don't want to live this way. I'm not complete being alone. I need a man in my life. Really. I need my man to appreciate me for who I am but not for how I look. I am an incomplete woman in need of wholeness. Under the wholeness I understand a union between a man and a women where, now listen to me carefully: they live normal life and they are happy in a normal understanding of this world.

I don't need to be famous to be happy, I don't need to be acquainted with the most rich guy in the world to feel fortunate, I don;t need to live with a super star to be respectable. I just need a normal life, a normal man, a normal home. Do you understand what I mean. I will not hide that I'm smart, initiative, purposeful, resourceful, and at least I'm attractive. But at the same time I'm simple, down to the earth, easy to talk to and funny to be with. Well, I guess I've said enough for the time being. Have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I'll find your letter again real soon. Don't forget to attach a photo. I send you mine if you noticed. If you get a chance, write me and tell me your thoughts.

Until that moment arrives, I send to you across the miles, my tender love, my warm embrace, and my most passionate kiss.

Always, Luda.